Friday, 20 November 2009

Peckham 2009

The Peckham 2009 Manifesto

In protest at the broadly upheld superstition that the world will end in 2012, in accordance with occultist misreadings of the Mayan long-cycle calendar, the revolutionary literary school Neither Am I announces its intention to jumpstart the apocalypse.

Neither Am I views this absurd belief as symbolic of the popular tendency to privilege mythology and mysticism over empirical science. Neither Am I asserts the primacy of a form of fiction that holds the two in equal standing, giving neither any more weight than any other manmade narrative.

We are appalled that such outmoded views of fictionality not only persist but are institutionalized. This kind of thinking lags scientific and philosophical thought by over a century. As long as these conditions are permitted to continue, there is no hope that our culture will overcome a fundamental and crippling philosophical impasse.

By collapsing consensus reality into patently absurd and obscene fictions, we anticipate that we will be able to render this reality untenable by June 2010 at the latest, and we urge all our comrades throughout the supposedly civilized West to aid us in our eschatonic short-circuit.



Set up.


The new book.


Performance.

Friday, 30 October 2009

Neither Am I: Live In Peckham

Descend into the depths of the Peckham book scene for an anonymous ménage-a-quatre with literary outcasts Neither Am I.

Tonight, the masked mongoloids will ride their verbal combine harvester over the barricades of suburban ennui, book lust and rectal discomfort, taking in an early nineties house party and the secret nocturnal habits of Jim Davidson along the way.

Making their second appearance at the Peckham Literary Festival, this performance includes works from their brand new paperback anthology, which will be exclusively available on the night for the first time.

Plus, fresh from the video shop destruction of the Apollo, performance artist Harriet Poole will be at large in the shop’s cellar for a very special tete-a-tete with curious customers.

Entry free. Doors and drinks at 7.30pm. On-‘stage’ 9pm (doors will be shut before performance so please arrive in good time).

Thursday 19th November @ Review Bookshop, 131 Bellenden Rd Peckham London SE15 4QY/ Tel: 020 7639 7400

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Set List for Apollo Project

Embargoed Until the Event (the Herne Hill variation)

Jetstreams

Joke

Peter and Me

Jismism

Critique Concrete

More Meat for the Rest of Us

Lookylikeys

Balls

The Jeremy Kyle Show (XXX remix)

Acknowledgement

Runtime: approx 60mins

Monday, 15 June 2009

Neither Am I: Live at the Apollo this Friday







Friday 20th June @ Apollo Home Entertainment, 29 Norwood Road, Herne Hill, London, SE24.

Neither Am I and their verbal puppet-show of minor-celebrity satire invite you to a splurge of high-end theory, low-end humour and middlebrow celebrity at the second live wordbath from south London’s most infamous literary nobodies.

Featuring a rag-tag assembly of world-famous authors, amateur wordscratchers and journeyman yarnpeddlars, the randomly selected and completely anonymous Neither Am I Performance Squad will be unleashing a hivemind monologue of verse and fable using only their voices in a virtuoso rendition of under-the-counter material and over-the-top delivery.

With the assistance of performance artist Harriet Poole, this one-off event will summon the ghosts of rom-coms, chick-flicks, soft porn and low-budget horror to frolic between the exhumed racks and display cases of the Apollo video shop.

Are you a member? Neither Am I.

FREE admission. Discounted bar opens 7pm. Neither Am I on-stage at 8.30pm.

Certificate 18: This spoken word performance contains strong language, long sentences and extended metaphors of a graphically sexual nature.

Queries: neitherami@neitherami.com
www.liveattheapollo.org

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Books at Bedtime

A series of Neither Am I books at bedtime are airing on Diesel U Music. If you're near a computer between 9 and 10pm any Tuesday night this month, tune in here.

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

NAI Live part 2

Friday 19th June

NAI live laptop reading in a derelict video rental premises.

Timings and set list to follow.

Thursday, 14 May 2009

Hibernation

Neither Am I is due to emerge from a deep hibernation in the remote wastes of the Park Royal Industrial Estate where it has been stored in a vacant unit for six months. A flurry of activity is due in June. Watch this space.